CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Call me Darth Vader, 'cause I find your lack of decent rhymes...disturbing
• After this lyrical beating, you'll be hurting.
• I spit this fire so hot, you'll still be burning.
• I got a PhD in lyrical murdering.
• After this battle, all you'll be is a crisp,
• 'Cause I throw more Force lightning than Darth Sidious.
• Wanna mess with me, I'll hunt you down like Vader did his kid
• Luke may have won, but I won't make the mistakes that DV did.
• He needed to use the more necessary Force,
• But I'll be like Anakin, using it brutally, of course.
• Obi Wan appears, saying "Use the Force, Luke."
• While I'm sitting here, more like "Shut up, or I'll puke."
• You've seen the new Star Wars? You're a bit like Kylo Ren,
• Just a disappointment, and a soon-to-fade trend.
• I'm the one with the rap gun, dealin' out all these shots,
• While you spit aimlessly, make a Stormtooper look like a deadshot.
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• I've got my own version of Order 66
• Strikin' down all that stand before me with my lyrics.
• It isn't hard to tell that I won, it's not like physics,
• But I'm always getting better, I'm pushin' my limits.
• Honestly, you'd better step back, before you get hit,
• Get outta town, here, even got you a train ticket.
• Yeah, I'm insane, I'm downright twisted and wicked,
• When people hear my rhymes they're already addicted.
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• I'll kill you so quick just like the Death Eaters did Sirius,
• I'm like a sniper, 'cause when I shoot, I don't miss.
• I don't believe you, if you say you can beat this lyricist.
• Like an assassin, hiding in the shadows, mysterious.
• I spit rhymes so hot that people know that I'm serious,
• If you still wanna battle, man, you must be delirious.
• I'll pick you apart, find out all your weaknesses
• Make you look like a fool in front of the audiences
• I'm servin' up lyrical burns of justice,
• Call me MC Hammer, 'cause you can't touch this.