DEFENDER'S RAP

• This morning I took a shit more than your life
• "Cream puff"? I'll eat your corpse with a fork and a knife
• I'll put your balls in a blender, you dumbfuck pretender
• Then hollow out the gap so you can qualify as transgender
• Then you and Caitlyn Jenner can be friends on Tinder
• I'll get a rusty saw and go to work on your entrails, you drown in your own blood when you inhale
• Like me, you been pale, except I haven't been railed by men in ten jails
• I bet your uncle was intendin' to rail ya until he saw your deformed genitalia
• And heard you rappin' like Iggy Azalea, so instead of goin' to the land down under like Australia
• He strapped a spear to his dick and tried to impale ya
• Don't talk shit if you're a fucking failure, I'll make you my bitch
• Take you out to dinner, have some nice roasted fish
• You choose the position, and then we might switch, strangle you 'til you begin to twitch
• Next morning the police'll find your corpse in a ditch, abra cadabra, my Johnson is Magic
• When they find your cadaver scattered, first response "It was tragic"
• They'll be, of course, wishin' law enforcement didn't have to go corpse fishin'
• In order to find my fourth victim, four-course meal the way that corpse glistens
• When the sun hits it a certain way, like my freestyles do against your writtens
• So just shut the fuck up, do ya chores and quit actin' like my whores, bitchin'
• Or I'll chop you up in your kitchen, since it's clear to see that you're chicken