CHALLENGER'S RAP

• We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
• I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.
• If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
• Do you know how long it takes for your mother to take a crap? Nine months.
• If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
• You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
• You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
• Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.