BURNSYBOY vs DeathbyFS

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DeathbyFS won this battle!

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

Nominated eald brodors wif of a wiffman was a fucking Saxon, Her Germanic journey was historicable, As runic cattle of the battle fucked with anglo and got a saxon rattle, LO, praise of the prowess of people-kings, of spear-armed Danes, in days long sped, we have heard, and what honor the athelings won!, Oft Scyld the Scefing from squadroned foes, from many a tribe, the mead-bench tore, awing the earls. Since erst he lay, friendless, a foundling, fate repaid him: for he waxed under welkin, in wealth he throve, till before him the folk, both far and near, who house by the whale-path, heard his mandate, gave him gifts cause they were formidable yet unforgivable!

Challenger

DEFENDER'S RAP

In your battle rap
I had no idea what you were trying to convey
What ever you were trying to say may have been a joke
There is no rules so I can't go for your throat
But I'm not going to sugarcoat when I say that battle rap was pretty gay
Like
Where the fuck did that come from?
You said in your "bars": "Nominated eald brodors wif of a wiffman..."
That's enough bullshit in one sentence to confuse a christian
Where did you learn that?
You may have just pulled that one out for your ass
But, the more I read the more it becomes complex
I'm vexed because after this rap who's next?
You'll battle NAC and say some shit like:
"In 1449, I took a hitchhike from a lad with a catlike glare
I jumped in his spacecraft and we soared in the air!"
I'm led to believe your on acid
I couldn't pound my dick today
Because the thought of your battle rap made its way into my brain and made flacid
That battle rap was acrid!
That battle rap was rancid!
Umm...
That battle rap was a magic example of how to warn people not to go off a tangent
Or a random sample
My battle rap skills are better then Shakespeare
{Insert awesome battle rap ending here}

Defender