Battles  Bzdok vs KingBZA

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Fuck this game playing trying to speak pussy leak rhyme saying in his helmet took a leak trick or treat probably except then retreat lilpunk

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Battle on May 9 2016

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • I see how this dumb shit, fuck stick, cum lick, whisker titted biscuit bitch plays his nitch,
  • First you challenge me to a battle then backed out the shit before I even excepted it,
  • Went and read up on my flows so you could have something to say.
  • I haven't read a single letter you typed including your shit you spit at me yesterday.
  • and still can tell your gay. not because of your picture of safety equipment.
  • Its from that shit smeared all up and across your upper lip.
  • Mumbling, Stumbling, those big words make you sound incomprehensible.
  • I don't claim number 1 still about to have fun with these number 2 Pencils,
  • Your just special in the head, You #1 in your helmet #2 in your pants instead,
  • With your fanny pack stacked with Wet Naps, and Spirograph Stencils.
  • as you sit there drawing a picture. Is it a horsey, a doggy, maybe of your mommy that ditched ya.
  • I saw her yesterday and she still hasn't fucking missed ya,
  • Then she gave me number for a gummer from yer junky hooker sista.
  • I'll give her loose change to do something strange, I'll give her a Dewalt Drill titty twister.
  • Mom also said she's sorry as a baby she never kissed ya.
  • Because the one time your misfit lip hit her tit you gave her a bacteria zit,
  • Doc called it a whack shit blister.
  • Then your toxic fascination with K-9 proctology and chronic masturbation,
  • Led to a full lobotomy, plus injected arsenik castration,
  • The clinic was for optometry also a small gas station.
  • Left you lethargic, Retarded, And incapable of alleviation,
  • You got Brain hacked, Sack jacked, But Texaco paid for operation.
  • I know your half brain is not complying , Say you ripped Bzy apart not trying.
  • Multitask is a feat. You cant walk talk and eat you've been trying, and if you dream in your sleep
  • Lungs forgetting to breath. ya true blue handicap dying.
  • Have you heard enough of this tail, How your life thus far is just fails
  • Quit leaving your mom 20 minute voice mails, of nothing but you crying.
  • "Who cares if I suck at life mom. I got a D+ on my rhyming!!"
  • But your life's not so different from your sister and mother,
  • Ya'll just like bowling balls....
  • Every night get fingered and thrown in the gutter....

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • Uh, why the fuck you throwing slick shit, trying to fuck with my consciousness
  • You keep on trying to battle me, trying to keep this monogamous
  • You call me the sissy boy but you trying to get the D
  • So, call me Mr. Tricky Dicky after I hit it and flee
  • I told you already this shit is for the desensitized
  • So why you keep trying to come into my playing field, Sympathized
  • Cause you know I'm cutting your ass up like they do Afghanistan
  • Afterwards, Just call me FunkMaster Flex and this is my American Bandstand
  • Ain't nothing more american than dropping bombs and causing others to flatline
  • So, just drop dead and save us some damn time
  • Cause I'm planning on how many bombs to drop on your moms
  • Call it Pakistan
  • I pack more stands than you ever would in a lifetime
  • So, just remember, if you answer this call just come with a lifeline
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