Battles ImoortalJ vs Fratricide
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- B**** u said yo d*ck go all the way from a-z but b**** look at yo keyboard. Yo mom also tried to be funny an you said that she not good at making jokes but yet she made u. You also told yo girl that yo D*ck is hard and u know what she said. Yea it is, to find. One day u said that your heart smiles when u see two ugly people get together and do u know what yo mom said? Who's the lucky guy. One day your friend f*cked a girl and u had f*cked her to and you asked ur friend how a used p*ssy felt and he said after about 1/2 of an inch it feels like a new one. U told me that a girl made u feel great by telling you that she loves you and I said "Yea aren't moms great." U told your friends that when you die you want your headstone to say mistakes were made and I said didn't your birth certificate say that. U said that maybe something is not always to be broken its about starting over and trying again and I said thats why you have a younger brother. U said that u had 5 albums, 1 book, 56 awards, 83 shows, and over 18 million fans and u asked me what I had and I said "A penis."
- This is it for epic burns for life plz vote for me
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- As you can see in the Land of the Witless, the Half-wit is King
- Hes shouting at his people to tell him to do something
- So they said hang ur self but ur a blond and stopped tryin cuz u couldnt get air
- iza usin psychological warfare with my team of bears who happen not to care
- Its harder to watch guys like u rap then Alzheimer's
- Ur friends think ur great when ur just an average writer
- Last night me my girl and your girl having threesome
- You were in the corner crying screaming give me some
- Then we took you to IHOP and you asked them if you got them blue waffles and sausage
- They said we didn't tell your mom stopped working about a week ago and now watch this
- I told you your jokes aren't funny and you're still stuck in 3rd grade
- I saw this nigga trying to get housework done from a Minute Maid