Battles  FUBitches vs Hikissme

RULES

Use creative Weird ass puns along with rhyme schemes!

Max of 24 lines

THIS BATTLE IS OVER

This battle ended in a tie.

3 ROUNDS

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Battle on April 10 2016 and Battle on August 8 2016

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Yo male female but you sound like a tranny
  • My dick ain't getting hard for that tight fanny
  • Your mom was lesbian and so was your daddy
  • That's why your mind fucked a corrupt family
  • Hi Violet you got a bucket I gotta like spit
  • Cause when we was kissing your breath smelled like shit
  • Your pussy was dry and whats with that handle the stick
  • I can't handle this shit rather I straddle a bitch
  • It leased she can suck dick like a fucking pro
  • Get a life you wannabe fucking hoe
  • Here's some seeds plant them In your fucking nut hole
  • Zipped It like a jacket and watch them nuts grow
  • Cause you can't write to save your own meaningless life
  • The only one to save you now Is Jesus Christ
  • Better pray most nights as this bitch reaches lights
  • This battle Is as weak as Todd Peaches Fights

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I spot the throne and disown you off my rocking zone
  • Pass the microphone this faggot I'll just mock and own
  • Runs his mouth off the dome suffers from estrogen syndrome
  • Who has more testosterone me or this Expo she bones
  • More raging hormones than a teenage girl strange curl
  • Insane curls oh please quit playing games girl
  • I mean boy who actually acts like a James girl
  • Bond gave you a Z for Zestful your nickname girl
  • Bet he never went to writing school for Poet Degree
  • Failed the whole literature sold It literally
  • Now he's littering paper holds It miserably
  • Cause I considerable told It verbally
  • I'm like a boss I owned you like I told you
  • I Iced you like I'm too cool for school I'm cold to
  • You old fool been her since Feb Its time to mold you
  • Your old news you don't want beef finish your Tofu
  • I got similes all day like I got flawless beauty
  • Like I got flawless rhymes you got a nauseous clue to me
  • Just proofs to me your a secret homo proves to me
  • Like the undead you come back for fools to beat
  • Fools like bees follow me like I'm their fucking queen
  • Have fun In your basement cause your not fucking me!

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