Battles Bzdok vs DJDoubleD
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yeah she think this white boy wild, considered you just black and mild
- Like a rock make a crackhead smile, don't get it twisted I'm not on trial
- It's futile to resist, I'll piss on your kicks, puke bile on your style as I'm dissin.
- Your plain as white rice, just plain suck at life, damn you persistent.
- You called my voice mail twice maybe try calling your wife
- cause its my fuzzy dice that she's kissing.
- This morning already broke her off more than twice, she begging for more of my spice,
- Sorry Im just being reminiscent.
- I promised her Id break it to you nice,, But I wanna burn in your head like lice,
- she's passed out in the car at the light
- But I just wanted to take this minute.
- To say
- That why she's been so distant,
- .....Thanks for listening
DEFENDER'S RAP
- You ever wonder why they call me Double D
- It's cuz I'm an all star
- You can ask your girlfriend, because you ain't going far
- This ain't a rap battle it's a Comedy Central Roast
- You ain't even got enough swag to live in the East Coast
- Welcome to the 21st century, the era of DJ Double D
- If they ask you to testify tell them this ain't your bargaining plea
- Your like 50 cent cuz you'll be going balls out to no prevail
- They say I'm the champ cuz I haven't spent a day in jail
- You're like the movie 50 shades of grey, just built to fail
- Somebody call Caesar cuz you aren't man enough to hail
- I'm like Ginuwine cuz all them girls want to ride my pony
- You think you are the best at rap, but you're the #1 phony
- I'll hit you like a bullet until you bleeding internally
- Be like Shailene Woodley living with that Insurgency
- Face the facts you ain't got enough balls to be on my level
- I'm the man now, I'm like America's rebel
- I'm gonna be like Vin Diesel put the pedal to the metal
- I'm like Beowulf the hunter and your my Grendal