DEFENDER'S RAP

• Verse 1
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• I'm the king now bitch, you can call me your majesty.
• Rappers shaking fists like their mad at me, it's sad to see,
• Grammatically, I rise above the rest, antigravity,
• Emphatically, I'm telling you I'm the best, you're a travesty.
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• My openings a masterpiece, your ending is a tragedy,
• I got Mona Lisa flow, so kill yourself Romeo,
• I got no time for drama, I got no baby mama,
• I got a skillset - that'll bring ya trauma,
• I'll tear your face off and wear it like I'm Jeffrey Dahmer,
• Walk around the mall lookin' half white, Barack Obama.
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• Presidential swag, west wing,
• Ya'll are falling off, I'm the next thing,
• That's just the way it is, take it or leave it,
• I started off with greatness and ya'll just hope to achieve it,
• But if I told you, you could do it, would you ever believe it?
• When I just shot from half court and fuckin' ended your season.
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• Goddamn boy, who is this kid?
• Struttin' in here, sayin' he's the shit.
• He needs to back off, go home and jack off,
• Check his attitude, quit acting like he's hard when he's soft,
• I can tell by the look of him,
• He's more into books than fightin' battles that he couldn't win,
• He's just imaginin', let him play pretend,
• Cause tonight the Cinderella story comes to an end.
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• Verse 2
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• Actually it doesn't, you rappers are a dime a dozen,
• I'm a diamond in the rough, you didn't see me coming,
• Wordplay stuntin', suit two button,
• Say I'm overdressed but your girlfriend loves it,
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• My credentials speak for me,
• I ain't had to talk in years and it's getting pretty boring,
• Honestly, most of you rappers just bore me,
• That's probably why half of the room was snoring,
• But look at them now, their adoring,
• Me,
• As I stand up here performing,
• Please,
• That can't be very reassuring,
• Jeez,
• I think there's something you're ignoring,
• "G"
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• See, keeping it real is important,
• But if keeping it real means money and hoes,
• Then homie we've absorbed it,
• Shit, I even went to war for it,
• I went to Afghanistan and served a nine month tour for it,
• Man, some of you rappers are torturous,
• Meanwhile, I spit fire so hot that I could torch-a-bitch,
• My style is gun shots and whiskey,
• Your style is uncocked and bitchy,
• I'm D-Squared and I'm ridin' through the city,
• So pre-pare, slide over, cause I am just beginning,
• And I'm already winning,
• But I'm just beginning.