Battles D-Squared vs goddess
RULES
Just for fun, no hate. Let's see what you've got.
Max of 64 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
D-Squared won this battle!
START YOUR OWN BATTLE
Thousands of battles have taken place on RapPad. Why not join the fun?
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Verse 1
- I'm the king now bitch, you can call me your majesty.
- Rappers shaking fists like their mad at me, it's sad to see,
- Grammatically, I rise above the rest, antigravity,
- Emphatically, I'm telling you I'm the best, you're a travesty.
- My openings a masterpiece, your ending is a tragedy,
- I got Mona Lisa flow, so kill yourself Romeo,
- I got no time for drama, I got no baby mama,
- I got a skillset - that'll bring ya trauma,
- I'll tear your face off and wear it like I'm Jeffrey Dahmer,
- Walk around the mall lookin' half white, Barack Obama.
- Presidential swag, west wing,
- Ya'll are falling off, I'm the next thing,
- That's just the way it is, take it or leave it,
- I started off with greatness and ya'll just hope to achieve it,
- But if I told you, you could do it, would you ever believe it?
- When I just shot from half court and fuckin' ended your season.
- Goddamn boy, who is this kid?
- Struttin' in here, sayin' he's the shit.
- He needs to back off, go home and jack off,
- Check his attitude, quit acting like he's hard when he's soft,
- I can tell by the look of him,
- He's more into books than fightin' battles that he couldn't win,
- He's just imaginin', let him play pretend,
- Cause tonight the Cinderella story comes to an end.
- Verse 2
- Actually it doesn't, you rappers are a dime a dozen,
- I'm a diamond in the rough, you didn't see me coming,
- Wordplay stuntin', suit two button,
- Say I'm overdressed but your girlfriend loves it,
- My credentials speak for me,
- I ain't had to talk in years and it's getting pretty boring,
- Honestly, most of you rappers just bore me,
- That's probably why half of the room was snoring,
- But look at them now, their adoring,
- Me,
- As I stand up here performing,
- Please,
- That can't be very reassuring,
- Jeez,
- I think there's something you're ignoring,
- "G"
- See, keeping it real is important,
- But if keeping it real means money and hoes,
- Then homie we've absorbed it,
- Shit, I even went to war for it,
- I went to Afghanistan and served a nine month tour for it,
- Man, some of you rappers are torturous,
- Meanwhile, I spit fire so hot that I could torch-a-bitch,
- My style is gun shots and whiskey,
- Your style is uncocked and bitchy,
- I'm D-Squared and I'm ridin' through the city,
- So pre-pare, slide over, cause I am just beginning,
- And I'm already winning,
- But I'm just beginning.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- There they go, packing stadiums as Shady spits his flow
- Nuts they go, macadamian they go so ballistic, whoa
- He can make them look like Bozos
- He's wondering if he should spit this slow
- Fuck no! Go for broke
- His cup just runneth over, oh no
- He ain't had him a buzz like this since the last time that he overdosed
- They've been waiting patiently for Pinocchio to poke his nose
- Back into the game and they know
- Rap will never be the same as before
- Bashing in the brains of these hoes
- And establishing the name as he goes
- The passion and the flame is ignited
- You can't put it out once we light it
- This shit is exactly what the fuck that I'm talking about when we riot
- You dealing with a few true villains
- Who stand inside of a booth truth spilling
- And spit true feelings, until our tooth fillings come flying up out of our mouths
- Now rewind it!
- Pay back motherfucker for the way that you got at me how's it taste?
- When I slap the taste out your mouth with the bass so loud that it shakes the place
- I'm Hannibal Lecter so just in case you're thinking of saving face
- You ain't gonna have no face to save by the time I'm through with this place
- So goodness sake