CHALLENGER'S RAP

• I'm coming into this battle undefeated, a white collegiate,
• Ready to wipe my ass with you while you're barely breathing.
• I'm not conceited, or some kind of crazy genius,
• But my lyrics are enough to crush your brain to pieces.
• I don't even like rap, I really don't care for it,
• But I'll still fight back, and blow up like Bin Laden in an airport.
• So you can step to me with your best written lines,
• But I'll give you a flesh disease when you get bitten by mine.
• If you leave your apartment, proceed with caution,
• Cause I'll be waiting with a weapon tucked in my glove compartment.
• I'll shake you down and take your wallet.
• If you take off, I'll run you down in whatever street you're crossing.
• You'd better call the medic, cause I'mma crazy menace.
• I'll throw a stroller at you-- With a baby in it.
• So leave it to the voters if you've got what it takes
• You're just a chip on my shoulder, bitch get back in your place.