Battles FUBitches vs BAD_IDEA
RULES
No Rules! Fuck Off Bitch
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yo stay out of my battles bitch you ain't allowed
- I sketch words so what ass wipe, what's your paint about?
- Oh wait I know rapping about games and stupid comics
- I guess that's why you love WebbedBat cause Cupid bomb hits
- Fired up put your ass out with a water style jutsu
- I'm like water type bitch I'll slaughter I'll fool you
- Your styles do do I'll leave you cornered I'll school you
- Then you go to mom crying "Mom he gave a miles boo boo"
- Yo for a bitch who calls himself bad Idea It fits you
- Cause every concept you have sucks with big bricks two
- Cause you measure below me try these small bit slick shoes
- I wear a 15 bitch your a 1 oh baby sick with flu
- Yo hows Australia I heard you like Kangaroos
- I heard you were born freak and they like adopted you
- Then you grew older gain sexual and rocks to you
- Don't mock you fool don't mate with animals that's abuse
- Your raps are so boring that you make Dead Pool funny
- Hell Pops could write better raps you dead fool donkey
- Anime nerd, and a Aussie, he's also a hobo
- Waste of paper these rhymes and I'm like no no
- The Great Barrier Reef, and you live near The Pacific
- Their ain't no Aussie posse bark but bitch quit The Bitching
- I'm know you Itching to win this I know your like mad
- If you lose then you can suck my dick you'll like that
- Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Look! It's PoetFistZ himself, and he's pulling no punches
- Yes I said: "Poet fists himself" - I guess he's full of those punches
- But for real, this is the most dodgy composition I've probably written
- Cause I only rise to the level of my current competition
- And this punk hasn't won a decision since Webbed Bat a month back
- They've had 4 rematches and he didn't win one rap, just a dunce cap
- Plus he lost to Samurai, Ninja, Algorythm and Mukrat
- I've used better literature to clean the muck stuck under butt crack
- But you call yourself the poet - you ain't Edgar Allan Poe
- Lost to a guy called 'Violentwarriorflow' - act like you know
- This bitch is bitter got her tampon in a terrible tangle
- Doctors wanted to ''pull the plug" - it was a medical wrangle
- Got the sex offender bangle, locked on your left ankle
- Cause you must be 'fucking kidding' to step to me and get strangled
- Must be an angel, high and mighty, trynna smite me despite your piety
- So I'm makin toasts to your ghost at the Dead Poet's Society
- Don't even lie to me, you try to be me but your deluded dreams
- Will only ever breed a weak diluted duplicate of my convoluted schemes
- Freeze your computer screens with troubling puzzles like Dr. Rubik
- Befuddled brains struggle and strain to explain my cubic clues quick
- Your water-jutsu is doodoo and wack as Shaq Fu I'll attack you
- Like Mel Gibson on crack with a baseball bat smackin a black Jew
- From the land of Mad Max, us ANZACs are camouflaged for war
- We gave you the Gladiator, Wolverine, plus Avatar and Thor
- While your lukewarm diss, is weak as scenes in a porn script
- Or an emo teen with a torn wrist, swingin a fist but his listless force missed
- You caused this - must be autistic spitting this horse piss at your auspice
- I Predict a Riot like Hezekiah - that's the final straw for this Rawkus