Battles JDaniels vs
RULES
16 bars diss battle
Max of 16 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
JDaniels won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on May 17 2016
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- i aint loadin a gun when i say that he a cock,
- take your brain out your head and use it as a mop,
- i hate glocks, they standard issue for a cop,
- you lifeless as a rock if you got a badge on this block,
- got you walkin on all four you gonna need a pause (paws)
- i aint gotta cause i just like to hurt people a lot,
- 40 gallons of gas along with all the fire i brought,
- i dont even have to spit cuz just my presence is hot,
- i always light it up only fuck girls with the nicest jugs,
- cant fuck me if you ugly and that goes twice for hugs,
- stay away if you dirty i just got outta the shower,
- my raps are like uppers bitch yours are like downers,
- i just wrote my twelfth, and you almost outta health,
- these rappers wanna verse with me and they almost outta wealth,
- bitch im the champion so i beat you with my belt,
- once i stab my victim i like to ask em how it felt,
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Yo JDaniels
- You rap like a herd of camels
- No one could hear you rap even if you had the world's best microphone
- It would be so easy to crush you in this battle and break every one of your bones
- You like the lyrics that you spit but with that opinion you're alone
- You're so stupid you use a banana instead of a phone
- You think you're so tough and so cool
- When actually you flunked preschool
- You couldn't beat me if you rapped to your very best
- People would laugh at you if you thought you could beat the good rapping test
- You know Brain Busta is the most awesome
- All you ever do is sit down and hum
- I'm gonna rip you apart like you were gum
- You couldn't tell yourself from an apple you're so dumb
- I'll destroy you with this last rhyme
- Whenever you try to rap it's a crime