Battles  user706116430 vs teteuspo26

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I'm in the casino playing poker
  • All my friends moved to Boaco
  • I'm smoking a pack a day and drinking coca cola
  • My wife's breast are saggy
  • All she ever does is nag me
  • I wear my pants to my stomach
  • These kids today we're it saggy
  • I BUMP FRANK SINATRA
  • I'm eating bagels with lox
  • While I'm reading about the stocks
  • I'm wearing some knee socks
  • I got hair on my head
  • And the carpets match the drapes
  • I'm so awesome I'm got my coffin just in case
  • I'm a rapping white old man
  • Dentures in my new nightstand

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • oi
  • a parte ja se foi
  • agora tu e um boi
  • agora tu se foi
  • agora sua morte chegou
  • ou
  • pou
  • grol
  • gol
  • sou
  • mateus polycarpo
  • och
  • ele tira blusa
  • no lollapaluza
  • tu so berra berra
  • parece que ta ecitado
  • pega teu jihad e enfia tudo no teu rabo

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