Battles JeremyTheLord vs AreMe
RULES
Written 16. Help me find someone more lyrical than me.
Max of 18 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Guerilla warfare, the city of trees bang,
- I'm pumped for some orange juice, go orangutan yelling "WOO, TANG"
- If ya boyfriend says he raps, bring him to the battle,
- I'll send you some flowers after I get your boo K'd,
- Challenge me, I charge, I dart, you can't Dodge this ram,
- You in the dark ages, you ain't with the program,
- You don't got a verse, you said the printer was jammed,
- Why you lying, you just lacking in lines like I skimped your gram,
- Einstein said my energy can't be compared,
- It ain't fair, you don't wanna square up, if E= mc2,
- Then you emcees are squares while even Em sees,
- ... That I'm an emcee squared,
- These lyrical paraplegics can't stand my strut,
- Hip hop got more flops than the fifa world cup,
- Everyone I battle’s a suicide bombers,
- They're killing themselves while blowing me up,
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Needy nerd hardly needs another nurse to grab his purse
- You need a barbie, not an opponent's verse
- I'd say I'm sorry, but worse, the truth just hurts
- sign a check to AreMe, lyrical curse to the universe
- Is that something you can't afford?
- You're name is JeremyTheLord
- 'Lord' included in the name as a reward
- Couldn't understand that from his words
- Wanted a written battle, he got no vocal chords
- My rhymes are weapons, checkmate on chess board
- Sign that on your score board I'll Take out my stored sword
- Point it toward a horde of nerds and their keyboard
- I like punning, your case - demolished
- You still running rusty rat race, novice
- And to be honest, my rhymes are flawless
- Yours are vomit, get back in the closet
- Astonished, mission accomplished.