Battles Big_Caliber vs BAD_IDEA
RULES
funny blind rap battle cursing welcome
Max of 16 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- im sorry your mother cant come to the phone right know
- its hard for her to talk with my dick in her mouth
- i think a moth flew in to your loft and landed in the broth
- of the chicken noodle soup you made boo hoo you were to slow like a sloth
- holy crap you prolly wear a dunce cap for a living
- you look strange you had a sex change? im sorry but the truth is unforgiving
- you make me wanna hurl you look like a girl all my raps are great
- you look like a squirrel or a tiltawirl but its round and round is a shape
- im ganna come up and murder you in the grass your life will not last
- cause for the past two years youve been a mcdonold burger flippen ass
- raise your hands if youve ever licked a pair of dick and balls
- whatever flouts you bout notice that my hands not up at all
- i smoke weed you smoke crack you got so high one day you eat dog food
- eat the forbidden fruit while you play the skin flute and take it in the kabus fuck yall
- i aint down with the crowd that you rolling with
- bears are lethel so you about to get bit
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Big Caliber aint no magnum force - more like a Nerf gun
- While my kickback is so big that it's the reason our Earth spun
- Your verse stunk like a dirty skunk run over and dead
- Or ya mom's herpes cunt spread over some perverted drunk's bed
- That cums red with the bursting of sores - mine vs. yours
- Is like Finding Nemo vs. Jaws or Desert Eagle vs. puppy paws
- I'll show this mutt's bite is weaker than his bark and misses the mark
- While my spit lands a direct hit and sinks you quick as Bismarck
- Bitch park you lips on my dick it's the closest you'll get without a doubt
- To having a real rapper's flow cumming out of your mouth
- I'm from the south, way south where the basin water spins clockwise
- And I'm not Big Caliber but still bigger than your cock size
- Korean guys look like giant Titans next to you nude
- Spend all your spare time writing rhymes for Rappad and YouTube
- While I whipped this up in two minutes then I'm done
- Kind like ya dad doing his business in ya bum..