Battles AlleyHands vs BAD_IDEA
RULES
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Let's go.
- I resurfaced from the Lucifers office
- I'm leaving broken glass and jizz stains are the carpet
- Pussy falls out of my pockets when I walk in
- I saw trends in half and fly them on rockets
- Little pussy. You have the wrong approach
- I'm soaking in this glory and I got bars like soap
- So when I dove in this battle with sickening awe
- It made sense that suds followed. I'm simply suave.
- Step up to this plate. My aggressiveness is lethal
- I'll probably get deported in this battle. Illegal
- I'm snapping you like saltine crackers. Seagle
- I'm tighter than elastic bands. Speedo
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I dispelled legends and myths, I bring the definite pith
- Of hard hip hop, get your limbs chopped like Revenge of the Sith
- Alley Hands can rally clans to battle me like a Braveheart
- But in defeat he'll see for centuries his people vote to stay part
- Of my kingdom, dope as coca, Bram Stoker wrote a best seller
- About a creature who feasted on the weak and dwelled in the cellar
- Yes I'm that fella: the Count who turns stunts out like Vampirella
- My magic act has got em gasping or laughin like Pen & Teller
- I'm like my old rotary Capella - 13B with the peripheral
- Port you're caught hella short in this sport when I shift material
- And drift into ethereal planes of metaphoric consciousness
- Simple brains cannot explain or acknowledge it - "preposterous"
- Is all they say as they walk away still shakin their heads
- Both tails between their legs and urine stains in their beds
- So I'm sure like Alley professes his gangsta flow is so tremendous
- But he's no killer that's all smoke and mirrors for the senses
- False pretences get rendered redundant now this dunce is defenseless
- And when neural processes end, the funeral procession commences