DEFENDER'S RAP

• Yo History this isn't me, my mystery is interesting
• And you're not even listening, soon you'll be in misery
• You? More fame than Charlie Sheen? Bitch please, you're only fourteen
• And for me, foregoing phallic fantasy is a phantom teen, named History
• I got a solid team, myself I and me
• Relax, sit down, have a cup of tea
• You're never evolving past the seed
• Do you need Vaseline for this seen catastrophe? I'm gasoline speed
• You're just a wannabe, and I want to be surfing
• in 8th grade, you should be learning
• How Socrates served in, our solidly certain, past-future curtain
• You're just an emerging history virgin
• Mom's hanging up posters going:
• "Verbal beating, needs a surgeon"