Battles BAD_IDEA vs Q-Tip
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Damn your face and cold-sore mouth, born from the whorehouse
- Your best laid plans abandoned and wasted like barren landscapes in Fallout
- Your mixtape got No Said Date, even the great Master Kill
- Released his late debut LP faster still, and a sixth grader surpassed your skill/
- I be Exxon: disaster spill, Steven Segal - martial arts hard to kill
- You start to ill, sweating your daft mistakes, here, take this morning after pill
- R-U-4-8-6: on bathroom floor your aborted fate drips
- And your fastfood form shapeshifts, when my darkmoon sword blaze bits
- A harsh wound torn, like Japanese cartoon porn raped chicks
- I busted more straps than asian chicks who bought two enormous fake tits
- To make tips stripping, gyrating hips on the late shift - she's sniffing
- Snowflakes so like sheep-dipping, both nose and laced bits keep dripping
- On Halloween when it's time to trick or treat, you the retreating trick
- I'm Mike Myers with a giant knife gleaming, that might make you bleed a bit
- You're competing with an unrivalled force of sorts, you'll exhaust reserves
- Like cosmonauts caught above the earth's orbit, but I got more thoughts to burn
- Like hors d'oeuvres you get served first, before the real beef commences
- Your poor nerves short-circuited, emergency alert, you be defenseless... beaten senseless