Battles Maverick vs RealWordz
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Goodmorning, *smashes you in the head with a coffee cup*
- You're getting mugged by a yawning drunk, I'm hungover as fuck.
- Last night I hung over in the bath yelling "Wash me, tub!!"
- Anyway, I write my own shit I don't copy stuff
- You're all cheap-skates and I'm boutta slash you with a hockey puck
- Right in the temple; it's like a tumbling building with all these falling columns
- Like Jesus did in 3 days I got these clubs, going up!
- All baseball bats in the air - I use Godspeed to run
- To each plate, slide in to first just by walking, dust,
- Follows, as everybody eats it, swallowing bugs
- Battling me is like a moth to flame, everyone wants some
- But, then end gone in ablaze, I'm handing out losses
- Fire hot bars and, iron rods of arson, ironic that this isn't even my warmest
- Hold it, get charred finger tips, you're retarded, you don't even got bars in
- Just hard sticks you trying to start a fire with
- But it's retardant, wait... How the fuck can wood be retardant?
- Cuz you suck, regardless whoever you are bitch
- Dissing someone unknown it's an open challenge; taken a shot in the darkness
- But if anyone were to challenge me, I'm an iconic target
- I'm not a narcissist.
- Unlike most you "Rhyme Gods", don't even know how an artist thinks..
- I'll take you out; no matter how hard it is
- Like I'm using elbow grease to rub out my dog's carpet piss
- Blood is what my opponents will be garnished in
- God Damn that is the darndest thing...
- I'll give you a fat lip with these punchlines lookin like farmer dip, with his tobacco chew in.
- Stupid hick, sorry I started off on the wrong foot, to the side of the face with a judo kick
- I'm stickin' it to ya, with pokey pines like a porcupine to your hind ass
- I'm over here with my Mexican homies doing an organized crime pipe pass
- Getting cardiac arrests; that's borderline bypass
- Record your rhymes, stop getting sidetracked
- Once I blow you a kiss, you'll get formaldehyde in your eyelashes
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Switch it up i'm a bitch with a cup so i leave your brain erupt.
- with this attained knowledge cause you're a pup with gains that are corrupt.
- i shoot you leaving your mind stuck like you trying find luck so the claims common.
- that you cheats cause you change often like a slut with an obtain blossom.
- but it's alright i see your veins clogging, when i told you those drugs are bad.
- oh, no listen? well these thugs be glad your blood streams throbbing when you mad.
- I see you nervous though at the local show.
- Your vocal low and that your service slow.
- So flow with the tempo and let the bass kick.
- Your face rick i know im so slick and sick.
- you're not as intent as i'm in tent at the camping grounds.
- and i heard you spent all your money on those clowns cramping.
- why do that? You clueless rat getting eaten by this fat cat.
- You mad cause stack stacks all over your whack black sacks.
- So now you having flash backs when you a little crack dealer.
- writing them rhymes trying to time it perfect but still whack like mac miller.