Battles Napalm vs HappySlimes
RULES
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm here to blow shit up, call me the Boston bomber
- better prepare your ass for a lyrical slaughter
- my raps are stronger, you have no honour
- hell why do I bother, you're cannon fodder.
- Go get fucked in both slots, by two dicks
- they'll shred up your ass up like a pair of icepicks
- you'd guzzle them quick like fish sticks.
- That's right, you fucking hermaphrodite
- kiss the world goodnight as I set you alight
- why fight, you're in the limelight, it's a woeful plight
- hear your skin crackle as you get cooked overnight.
- So let's wrap up this battle, tear out your Adam's apple
- leave you in ruins like the tower of Babel, shredded like a jackal
- shot down like a Zeppelin, now lie dead in the gravel.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Chilling, sitting in the bar, went a bottle too far.
- I'm just relaxing to the music of a rising star.
- Zoning off, making the best of times.
- Until I see a bendable robot, committing the highest crimes.
- So you wanna make war zone, with your napalm.
- Think you are hot, but you are a product of Vietnam.
- People died sadly, does that make you are a big man.
- Your raps will be as badly, as my other 3 victims.
- I'm breaking phantoms with my own ambitions.
- To me you are the most nonflammable liquid.
- Let me tell you quick, your shit won't hit me.
- I'm made of repulsive gel. stronger then your smell.
- Back off, stop trying to touch my balls.
- You need higher weaponry because yours shortfalls.