Battles HappySlimes vs UnAuthorised
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Oh I am a happy son of a bitch.
- Rather slick and quick, inflatable dick.
- So suck it, explosively sticky prick.
- You're blowing up harder, then John Carter.
- Hand the revolver and make quick starter.
- I am slippery, devilish with a grin, but no sin.
- This is just one way for me to win.
- Never gave up, never want me to stop.
- It's a happy hour, my scope got you caught.
- Plus, I'm fresh for practice. to crush your guts.
- Making you pitch higher then when you're testicles got cut.
- Find me in the madness that I am under your mattress.
- With me you are restless, in soaking wet pajamas.
- But I'm harmless, on mamas baby boy.
- Don't wanna make him cry, or take away his toy.
- So instead I am the Boogeyman, the Phantom.
- Take you're future children for ransom.
- Just battle me again, if you want the expansion.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- happy slime, i am here to rob your breath and leave you speechless like a mime
- world saying i committed a crime, for my shine made the sun go blind
- and now i got these lyrical knifes aiming to rapture your mind
- i have an angry raptor inside, ready to mangle like a predator combined with a dog from the reservoir
- these thoughts inter twined with the liquor i aligned, no surprise it's SHOTS that are fired i am confined with
- rap ain't nothing if you aren't ready to be the competitor, Marvel with these bars i excelsior.
- don't play no gimmicks don't try to be tricky, don't think you're slick and claim you could slip me
- you cant ever beat me, for no one would vote for a man who cant stand on his own, and choses to be sticky
- this one is for fun, just a pun out my microphone gun, thought i would give you nine like fifty