Battles  BAD_IDEA vs Nickletard

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Test your might young padawan.. You must defeat me to stand a chance!

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • If you think that you suck, how are you gonna destroy me?
  • I already said in other rhymes I battle blind like Zatoichi
  • The tip of my sword's pointy, edge of the blade stays sharp
  • You should really avoid me if you wanted to play smart
  • Don't be a brave-heart you ain't Nas it ain't hard to tell
  • With those little bitty titties that just started to swell
  • Don't worry I'm no pedo so it won't get no worse here
  • This the PG13 version of my perversion in verse no curse words here
  • But I make your stomach turn from the words that I churn as I merge fear
  • And all your childhood hurts converge like nerds in their first year
  • Of high school I guess there's so much to learn here: the teacher
  • In this rap feature that beats ya drew heat like Jack Reacher
  • Attack beats like parasitic creepy creature that eats flesh
  • Internally I warn: burnin me like Spawn sees me cheat death
  • Then come back horrific sadistic, with mystic lyrics as vicious
  • As Sid Justice crush your spirit in my clutches with such malicious
  • Intention to bring harm like radical imam with a king's charm
  • Who's mujaheddin have been armed with ticking bombs ring the alarm..
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DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I challenge you, you mentally challenged fool
  • I'll drown you father in the lake or a pool
  • Cut your mother up and feed her to my bloodhound
  • Rapping so hard and so loud it's hard to here the sound
  • Of your downfall
  • You can stall all you want
  • I'm the soul taker I came to put you in your place and haunt
  • I see you, a cackling wannabe bitch
  • You better close your mouth before I give you another stitch
  • Your mouth is better at taking things in than letting them out
  • Have I won yet, definitely no doubt
  • I caught you in my web, and I am about to shed
  • A few little tips to make sure your not lonely in bed
  • First grow a ballsack and get over it
  • You might rap good but probably never even taken a hit
  • Second hit the gym you fatass cunt
  • Stop smoking your e-cigs, I'll buy you a beer and roll you a blunt
  • If you don't cut the shit, imma slit your throat, chew tobacco, then spit.

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