Battles user979114115 vs BAD_IDEA
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Hook 1
- I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
- All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
- Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?
- They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
- Verse 1
- But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
- I got a laptop in my back pocket
- My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
- Got a fat knot from that rap profit
- Made a living and a killing off it
- Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
- With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
- I'm an MC still as honest
- But as rude and indecent as all hell
- Syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)
- This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop
- You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap
- Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yakety-yak
- And at the exact same time
- I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
- I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
- Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
- Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
- How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
- Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a maxipad
- It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
- While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
- Hook 2
- I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
- All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
- Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?
- Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
- Verse 2
- Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
- Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
- Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
- Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
- MC's get taken to school with this music
- Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme
- Now I lead a new school full of students
- Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
- Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
- To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
- Roll Hall of Fame
- Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
- Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
- On the wall of shame
- You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
- Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
- Little gay looking boy
- So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
- You witnessing a massacre
- Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
- Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy
- You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
- And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy
- Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
- I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
- I'mma work for everything I have
- Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy
- Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
- To keep up with the same pace looking boy
DEFENDER'S RAP
- You wanna compete with me Rapbot? I'm in the street like I'm crack rock
- While you gotta be obsolete like a Windows 3 laptop
- Got a beat? Watch me turn Beastie as Adrock and rap ad hoc
- Old school like your grandpop's snaplock gat from the backdrop
- Of your forebears who fought scared in the civil war era
- Slaughtered caught in cross hairs then delivered to pallbearer
- While I'm givin more terror in my bomb songs than stains in their long-johns
- You think you comin hard but i blocked ya premature shots like condoms
- Cause like safe-sex latex protection I negate creation's conception
- Your best to date became a lesson on the great Depression save your questions
- For after class in the aftermath of my rabid paragraph attackin ya
- like jihadi hijackers in ya cabin stabbin a passenger
- Now flags drag at half mast from tragedy of another massive massacre
- My callous analogies' habit of havin casualties stackin up just trumped Dracula
- Like a spectacular vehicular crash my smashing vernacular
- Makes it hard to see the ease with which I dis emcees like diseased macula
- So repack ya backpack and get back in ya wack Acura
- Cause when fighters Rise Up you'll be missin like Adon's Jaguar and Sakura