DEFENDER'S RAP

• If she won't sit in my lap with her pink peach
• I'll make Kesha relapse and drink bleach
• Power and money, I bring each
• I'm like Hulk when I smash: my dick's a green leech
• And it has a black beard, who needs Teach?
• She's down, so I give a brown hoe a down-low pound downtown yo get underground in that mound though
• She'll make a lot of sound when I bake a lot and pound that cake a lot
• Make her legs shake a lot, I'm the shit when I hit the spot
• She call me daddy, but she'll never have me, keep that baby? bitch do not
• Or I'll mop my stairs before ya pregnant ass comes over
• Slip a coathanger up your leg while I'm drivin' the range rover
• Steel-toe boots to make a hoe fetus droop
• Sucker punch to my breakfast dinner and lunch, yeah I eat that pussy a bunch
• But it ain't good enough to stick with, so abortion's the plan I'll stick with
• I could call up one of the dudes I kick with and put a bullet in that big bitch
• Now I gotta battle this dipshit
• I'll kill your whole family, it's goin' down like nine eleven
• I got the nine to send you to heaven
• I'm hot and yet cool, when the dust settles, these rhymes can melt metal like jet fuel
• Can't, I'll fuck your uncle and aunt and put my dick in a kid and let it grow like a plant
• Yeah, I'm a pedophile, I'll admit it
• If I see an eight-year-old, I might hit it
• But if my squad finds ya ass, ya butthole won't forget it
• Gotta go, gotta go, just checked the rhyme scheme
• Murdered this punk, now I gotta flee the crime scene