DEFENDER'S RAP

• You ain't original Sin, back in the garden of Eden
• I gave Eve my apple headed snake so hard to take she started bleedin
• Adam got smart started acting hard but after the beatin
• I gave him that evenin' the naive heathen started believin'
• I'm the writer of the law, the Alpha and the Omega,
• Made the game up way before Commodore 64 and Sega
• So you wanna be a player, but you a button mashing soldier
• Too basic you rage quit then break your gold controller
• I'm a little bit older, wiser, more patient and more harder
• Beat your brain in for childish entertainment like Pinata
• I've been in my element since the brim on Starter hats were hella bent
• You scrambling to keep your bland ramblings relevant an ambling elephant
• Like a wedding celebrant I'm the master of ceremony
• And I'm not living in the past happy to have you marry ya homie
• He can be your one and only he might call you Pretty Toney
• Cause you sing "Whip me with a strap" when you home alone lonely
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