DEFENDER'S RAP

• You need lessons in grammar man you don’t understand the glossary
• Adopt a comma to slow your sentence then I take possession like an apostrophe
• You don’t comprehend English properly, droppin science would be a hypocrisy
• I got a high distinction in linguistics, and rocked solidly in geology
• In nuclear-physics: I bombed atomically then did astronomically in astronomy,
• With extracurricular studies on heavenly bodies of hotties.. or was that biology?
• Yet my proper college degree was on the complex models of psychology
• Obviously your pathology’s probably gotta be the product of a lobotomy
• Now my hobby be trigonometry: pointing triggers at your ideology
• Between your incompetent comedy and my flowing poetry grows a dichotomy
• Of incompetency and quality: your preposterous compost of pomposity
• Versus my cacophony of brutal honesty historically imbuing moods of Thermopylae
• Mixing history and mythology to show what I know you couldn’t possibly
• Greek origin of democracy's the reason for our liberty to speak such mockery
• You're a grub thuggin properly like Tupac poppin shots with red dots on me
• But you ain’t really got steel the only 'glock' you feels a glockenspiel probably
• With a no apology policy test your blood viscosity like phlebotomy
• Your position is lithotomy so I can see you're just pussy like gynaecology
• That’s why you’d like to lie me horizontally and climb on top of me
• But you still couldn’t get it over me flowin’ your feminine ovaries so sloppily
• An actress naked on a mattress of promises you don’t often keep an Oscar nominee
• Your rhymes are other people’s property but it’s not robbery you’re a bitch on a shopping spree
• I rhyme robotically neural processors controlled by SkyNet autonomically
• Relentless onslaught in monotony until John Connor’s a forgotten seed
• I mirror Mephistopheles, the horror seen turns you to a stone fossil watching me
• So to study the words of petrified herbs I had to learn paleobotany
• And archaeology your hypotheses couldn't make it out the bottom of the laboratory
• Clinical tests suggest they’re disappointing like a Mormon in monogamy
• You don’t know aristocracy I’m a descendant of Landed Gentry an honored progeny
• My sonic monopoly - gotcha lost in an economy of squalored poverty
• Rockin an Omega watch like James Bond’ll be, the secret agent gone beyond your reach
• I’m off the charts of Ptolemy’s cartography, you're wack as Yo Gotti’s discography
• So bounce like a wallaby or I'll trounce your body, bones scattered like shattered pottery
• Recreate you through cloning and ileostomy make my Frankenstein monstrosity
• I’ve sewn a self-consuming human centipede of colostomy: 'cuz you are what you eat!