Battles FUBitches vs Mukrat
RULES
SHUT THE FUCK UP! AND BATTLE MISTER I LET A OWL FUCK MY SOFT ANUS RIDICULOUS ASS NIGGA!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Nigga get out of that dumpster ya shit Is foul
- Whip your ass with some tissue not the paper towels
- Nigga Is evil and now you wondering fact how
- Good question are you really getting fucked by that owl
- Your raps are so boring shit got me snoring
- That you should't even bother doing a recording
- The pressures pouring this Is your final warning
- The storms here I'm the thunder my frightful roaring
- Got you scared like a kitten running from a dog
- Got lost accidentally In a dog pound raped tossed
- The dog yes I am bark bark I'm a fucking shark
- So sharp teeth tearing ya pussy munching apart
- Eating you alive I committed many crimes
- The only crime you did was jizzing out slime
- Instead of touching yourself practice your rhymes
- Here's a dime go and purchase baby wipes
- Nigga you may think your hot I'm just hook smoking
- I got niggas over here In the cook roasting
- My raps are toasted your shit ya pots burning
- Bitch your a bad cook nobs you were not turning
- You sweet like sugar I'm as hard like candy man
- Nice guys done last ladies like a nasty man
- BARK run bitch run, like a cat MEOW your flows too mushy
- Your lady she got one no point In having 2 pussies$
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I'm instinctively facetious
- Think your misery were recess
- So I bleed you out with leeches
- Then squeeze those things to your grievance
- And viciously make you drink it
- You gave the impression of some blood thirsty beast
- A mistake to be corrected by the gun burst I'll unleash
- I've never been pestered by such an unworthy presence
- An unintelligent attention begging peasant
- You got a crippling disorder shown by your attitude
- I'll have to eradicate you encase it's contractible
- And why the affinity with babbling about animals?
- Correlating the fauna with your thoughts of dirty deeds
- Like they form stimulation for your concerning needs
- I'm beginning to worry you practice your hand straddles
- To your sick imagery of me and an owl
- You make me rethink the quality of gene cleansing
- Seems applaud-able if it'll delete the possibility
- of disgusting beings like you from accomplishing spreading
- Regret developed and it's recognized by the both of us
- Flame enveloped when you justified being close to the sun
- My reason is that I retire to get my liver pecked
- Prometheus who got the fire, unlike Icarus
- The false poet who saw death by a bigger threat