Battles AustinLaux vs Metaphilie
RULES
Just woke up.. Straight clownin
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Good morning, even though it's three twenty three
- But I fuckin love breakfast, shit is never late enough for me
- It was a late night; you were asleep countin sheep
- And I was gettin laid, bumper bumpin, beep beep!
- Get out the way, Good Squad is comin to town
- Takin over the world; just crown us with our fuckin crowns now!
- Cause I fucked her so good, I should have been awarded
- She was screamin so loud, I'm surprised it wasn't reported
- I measure pleasure by whether she ever slurs her words afterward
- Surrenders to catch her breath, then goes right back screamin yes yes yes
- Cause that skinny thick chick loved my dick all the way up inside her
- She take me higher than fire, coulda fucked her forever
- So glad we're together; she's quite the mother fuckin treasure
- Shit's never been better and now I'm rollin in cheddar NIGGA!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Austin Laux is a joke he makes everybody laugh and cry
- I'm a clown but i'm straight and fly but this clown is gay and he
- is going to die with my gun bullets to his head till he fries
- I'm an angel from heaven this cunt is a brute from hell
- who just got out of jail he aint winning this black belt
- for the rap that I timed well with ice falling from caves
- where I dwell from because I have meditated
- my intelligence sparks to the top like a Christmas light
- when I beat this guys ass everybody will be laughing at his dumb ass
- clowning on the flow are you stupid i'm drowning you with water
- from a pool i'm too good to be bad but too bad to be good
- it's too bad i'm good.
- when I grab out my ak 47 let it rip on my brothers limbs
- may you rest in piece because i'm at a crossroads
- slaying demons and excersing rappers with holy water
- as they fry like that scene from the excorcist die!