Battles AustinLaux vs FamousMike
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I really don't give a fuck what you've got to say cause
- I already know I'm the best; get out the fuckin way
- Cause I'm practicin rappin writin rhymes mo fuckin nightly
- So it's more than slightly likely that your ass is gonna flee
- Who the fuck you think you are boy? You can't fuck with me
- Cause I'm a hundred degrees
- I spit that mother fuckin heat
- So take a fuckin seat and learn a thing or two from me
- It must be that I was born to fuckin do this
- Cause I don't even rap but I'm still leavin your ass clueless
- You wanted to battle, but were you ready for this shit?
- Don't think you were... don't quit just yet...
- You're useless, I'm ruthless
- Bouta leave your ass bruised and toothless
- Now you're all fucked up; blood rushing gushing out your ear drum
- And I'm not quite done, but are you having any fun yet?
- Cause I'm havin a blast smokin my first nigga on RapPad
- Don't get mad or sad, just be mother fuckin glad
- That I went easy on your ass; I have yet to fuckin snap
- In fact, this whole time I've been takin a fuckin nap
- I do this shit in my mother fucking sleep
- You'll get as good as me one day; in your mother fucking dreams
- Now I'll give you a chance to try to redeem yourself
- Cause now I feel bad; here's your teeth back, they might help
DEFENDER'S RAP
- hahahah shit its sir mac bitch
- She's a fucking white vegetarian Chief keef got the bang bang on the
- o block,
- While i'm layin in the coffin the shit comes around so often
- Well my name is sirmac biggest one eva. i fuckin hate mormon.
- Cuz i had beef with a thief called clyde
- If it's me that catch you,
- you're fucking fried
- While you mothafuckas waiting, i be off the slave ship
- Kids complainin always sayin that i chief all the blunts, shit
- Oh, chief keef, let me tell u something where ur teeth
- Every time i rap i unwrap another piece
- Got her going down, no teeth
- How they got beef with keef
- This high powered cell at the county jail punk judge got a grudge,
- can't post no bail, what
- My chief felt a sense of relief. i'm not a thief but slut ,
- look at your fucking butt bitch that shit fucking stank need a fucking change
- nigga i already know that my comebacks are A1