Battles vs RazorV
RULES
Just rap without sounding like a tool.
Max of 32 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Drop the microphone, now step the fuck away from it and just go home
- You couldn't step in the zone if I wrote directions on a post-it note
- I'm only joking though so I suppose it only makes sense that you're a joke
- You're the set up, so here's the punchline
- I'm so fed up of being hungry I treat RapPad like it's lunchtime
- And EAT emcees,
- The only battle I lost since jumped back on this thing
- Was against a fucking punk and nobody voted, so how could I win?
- So fuck this shit I'm battling again
- When I was a baby I didn't have a rattle, I had a pen
- I've been scribbling rhyming syllables since the age of ten
- Well, probably, I lost count
- You couldn't possibly comprehend the raw sound
- And pent up anger I use to infuse the pen so get back
- You're getting too close
- This wolf WILL bite you, leave you with a broke nose
- And I can already see the flips my opponent will pull
- My intelligence makes this boring, it's terribly dull
- I said it before I know you're reaction before you have it
- And if they vote for you in this fuckin' battle you can have it
- I'll just flip it back and wait for round 2 to grab it
- Treat my lyrics like the fucking food you eat and I'll keep you,
- Inspired to keep going but fight me and I'll beat you
- But please use spell-check when you respond to this
- I can't stand battling illiterate silly pricks
- And typical lyricists Rapping about silly shit,
- I can't believe I'm hearing this?
- Just stop it, get it into your thick skull
- Rap is based off of reality, Re-a-li-sm
- Now look around you. Did you see a gun?
- If you didn't don't fucking spit like you have one
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Yo,before I destroy you in this battle,homey,
- I got a confession to make,but see
- its not going to stop me,
- to destroy you,even though,you're a good MC,
- I admit,that you're ill,
- but,my raps scar and kill,
- sound familliar,ay ?,
- you thought,you would get away,
- without someone smelling,the reason,that you're gay,
- it smells like "8 mile",all the way,
- you diss,but you diss-a-way,
- and most MC's,have nothing left to say,
- but you'll see,that I'm not like them,
- unlike them,I will condemn,
- any sings of foul stench,
- that's why,I'll school you,put you on the bench ! /
- Part two and it only gets more ugly,
- even though,its nothing compared to your mommy,
- I read your raps,a style is what you lack,
- I'm using your words,as a verbal attack,
- you constantly say,that you do drugs,
- proud of the fact,that they're making you nuts,
- you irish "Slim Shady",wanna-bee,
- after this rap,you'll look up to me,
- your name is Schizophrene ?,
- That's why,you're depressed,you need some dopamine,
- you irish midget,I'm robbing you from the victory
- and by the time you read this,you'll be history
- hey,I took a risk dissing you,
- and may the best win,out of us two /