DEFENDER'S RAP

• //SnakeBite hears a noise. It's late at night, and so she reaches for her phone,
• but before she could grab it, a hand covers her mouth, stopping her//
• What? Who's this? SnakeBite? No, it can't be.
• It is you, right before my eyes, and plain as day I see.
• Don't remember me? Come on, try and reminisce.
• Wouldn't you be able to remember a sweet little kiss?
• No, why run, this is no fun. Please come here, it's pure bliss..
• Fine! Don't believe me! I'll get you myself!
• Yeah, yeah, I'm ruining your collar, It'll fix itself.
• Stop squirming, you're pissing me off!
• Oh, I'm sorry. Rope too tight? Am I making you cough?
• Suck it up, and suffer my fun,
• If you're lucky, I won't use the gun.
• But listen darling. I have places to be, and you're making this difficult-
• What? Sexual assault? Haha! I'm not too worried about that,
• Keep up the quivering and I'll make you go splat.
• Come on, loosen up, or I'll make you swallow a fire poker,
• Don't worry darling, you're in great hands with uncle Joker.