Battles  Dt vs DJMALCOLM

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • This guy's a choke artist
  • Ya catch a bad one
  • Your better off shootin yourself
  • With a handgun
  • Climbin up this mountain your weak
  • Ill leave you lost without a paddle
  • Floatin shits creek
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  • You ain't Detroit, Im the D
  • Your the new kid on the block
  • Bout to get smacked back to the boonedocks
  • Fuckin Nazi, this crowd ain't your type
  • Take some real advice and form a group with Vanilla Ice
  • And what I tell you, you better use it
  • This guy's a softy, this ain't Willie Nelson music
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  • Trailor trash, Ill choke you to your last breath
  • And have you lookin foolish
  • Like when you shot yourself
  • Silly Challenger, I know why they call you that
  • Cause you follow Future like you got carrots up his asscrack
  • And when you actin up thats when you got jacked up
  • And left stupid like your mom when she got smacked up
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  • Ill crack your shoulder blade
  • i'll smack you so hard
  • Elvis start turnin in his grave
  • I dont know why they let you out in the dark
  • You need to take your ass back across the trailor park
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DEFENDER'S RAP

  • my dick is aching
  • my balls are breaking
  • cause im working so hard to make it
  • I fuck bitches and they don't have to fake it
  • they all want me to fuck their great clits
  • you can talk about me but better not say shit
  • im the best ever lets face it
  • bitches know me on first name basis
  • shaking their ass when DJ plays this
  • song, and critics say that's some great shit
  • what did you expect, all I do is make hits
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  • chorus
  • its alright for you to be jealous
  • because I am so marvelous
  • i hope you are taking notes
  • you're gonna wanna use these quotes
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  • I first had sex in preschool
  • even then sluts thought "damn hes cool"
  • but now people just think im evil
  • I just laugh, shit makes me gleeful
  • what else can I do that's illegal
  • running out of ideas I need to retool
  • my spit is deadly, this shit is lethal
  • pop the weasel, causing upheaval
  • ill go home and kill my beagle
  • Malcolm sex has got sluts in the fetal
  • position, fuck your permission
  • ill beat you into submission
  • rape you with repetition
  • at least you can say you fucked a musician
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  • chorus
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  • class is in session, get your notes out
  • im gonna teach raps nothing without
  • Malcolm sex, there is no doubt
  • so baby let me get my dick out
  • but fuck all you scum bags
  • for you guys i cant cum, fags
  • i hate you queers and some drags
  • i only jizz for hot, dumb rags
  • im beating rappers daily
  • your fucking guys gayly
  • notes are done, time for the exam
  • which rapper has been going ham
  • making bitches say damn
  • then fucking these tramps
  • who is cranking out jams
  • the correct answers Malcolm sex man

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