CHALLENGER'S RAP

• //"The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear."
• I go by this quote from Socrates. So,
• I'm the GOAT leading you following sheep
• I don't need your bottle feed I'll gnaw on your teets to spit the rawest schemed rap,
• Cottage cheese! Ewe that's gross; you're Baserri
• I'll melt you with Kamado heat like a witch in daylight, Matsdotter, Bien
• I'll leave you on your knees praying the Apostle's Creed, because
• This rap is Godspeed, that's religious velocity and during Lent I fast
• Giving up my McDonald's needs
• Gave up all the meat can't have anymore esophagus feed mainly because I, squashed my Whopper beefs
• Saved the poppy seeds to plant as crops in fields because I'm growing all enemies..
• Shit, if you're a wannabe; then you're really growing on me
• So for now I'm just eating chopped veggies, but us two aren't a pod of peas, I'm a Ponderosa tree, you're the smallest tree; broccoli
• Flower to cauli, I'm blossoming.
• I'll leave you crushed like a Balm of Gilead smellin' like potpourri 'til your nostrils bleed
• I'll crush you by running you over in my Model T
• Just to find your jaw and teeth in the grill
• In technological terms; I put you in CTL ALT DELETE
• Crazy night at the party watching you watching me smokin' a lot of weed
• I thought at one point my lungs were a fog machine
• I passed you the bong all freindly, but I laced it with some toxic keef;
• You're gonna need to detox and clean
• So I handed you a jug of OxiClean; destroying your voice-box quickly
• So you end up talkin' robotically like Cortana or Siri,
• People will think "Did Steven Hawkin just speak?"
• You cannot compete, if you want to defeat; gimme some coffee beans. Why?
• Because you're all slept on, when I hear you I tend to fall asleep like you're my bed cotton sheets
• I'm already preparing my Oscar speech because none of you are even nominees
• I'm colossal, pipsqueak. Show me manners, I'm hard to please so thank you for being all easy
• You sound like a billionaire but talk is cheap, muh'fucking Donald T.
• Are you wearing a yellow polka dot bikini?
• Shit I got the whole container in this; all you came with is a Dollop of Daisy