Battles Croc vs escomarcus
RULES
It's been a long time coming. No rules. Let's see what you got. Bring your best shit
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm a spitter, a hard hitter
- You're a toilet - my shitter
- Well aren't you a wormy little critter?
- Gotta give it to ya, you ain't a quitter
- You just keep flapping, like flying litter
- With endless noise, like lemon lime you're bitter
- But you can't compare, I'm a hare
- Outrunning you turtle, only halfway there
- You're caught in a snare, this is my lair
- This is only the beginning, this won't be fair
- We're phones, you're a plug-in brick and I'm Apple
- And I'm here to snapple your crapple
- When I dabble in the rabble
- Of our kind, you're behind
- A brittle pork rind, with no mind
- Did anyone say you're good? They lied
- That hurt inside? I'm waiting till you've signed
- Out of this, you ain't in a bind to stay
- It's okay to leave if you can't play
- With the big boys, we been out all day
- Shitting and spitting and earning our pay
- You're mediocre at best, challenging the blessed
- Lest you're a joker, has that not been stressed?
- You can't molest in your dress of an apparent English major
- Talking shit online, haven't you heard of stranger danger?
- Cause I hanged ya from my manger cause I'm the lord
- You're ignored, I write bored for the awards
- You do less damage than that sword you drawed
- In the forth grade, and we ain't biased toward the taunt you roared
- But you ain't raw, you're a fraud
- This apparent English major, who can barely rhyme
- And I just slayed ya in the minimal of time
- You better stage an improvement, you miracle of a crime
- Cause I just made ya remove it, you black and white mime
- So step it down a notch, and admit you ain't no emcee
- You're just a weak little biotch, who ain't match for me
- I've botched your "skills" and hell I'm only fourteen
- With a bigger crotch, and a log as thick as a tree
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Labyrinthine I want you to pay attention
- Imam body Snoozy like clothing and you've been awarded honorable mention
- Everyone knows a snake is not to be trusted yall fuckers make more noise than a southern Baptist convention you aint doing a god damn thing but praying for protection you and Snoozy should form a group with Slim Jesus yall have common traits not as obvious as the complexion
- Labyrinthine I'm not kidding why are you even breathing?
- For it even your pastor felt anger at your mother flared as he squared and glared at her
- You can't see how I transcend gravity from planets or me for that matter if you had a telephoto lens
- You are sad as this
- Soon as you sat with friends who gathered in two seconds that hurt they scattered asked for the check after
- As earned toss in your moms face your ashes
- Smash his kittens lyrics sick as if pounding in their heads with metal nails in sledgehammers
- On my lip I licked the brain fragments even the matter off my lenscrafters
- Then after using the blood and organ tissue as lube I lusted after
- Rocking arms around my shins grinning With excitement as I beat my dick in laughter
- Labyrinthine me replying to you is your biggest life accomplishment
- snoozies was my loogie dripping down his eye lids to my astonishment
- laby you feel honored I wasted precious life seconds responding
- But I'm kinda embarrassed for showing you attention
- My first line against you I was all ready out wrapping
- I know I gotta deliver the package so you can get it that was the beginning of multiple entendre
- Continuing...
- like the world's total sum of Arabs head gear hijabs
- swear to god that verse you came at me is garbage
- It matters nothing if it's recycled it's still fucking trash I thought you were trying to show me your past memories of Snoozys family or something
- A snake with no Venom pure symbolism fucking worthless
- Did Snoozys father write yours kid?
- Should of saved yourself like your parents would themselves if you were drowning and kept that lame shit not public
- Stop repeating people off a whim did you say any of the following
- Fake timbs probably
- My daughter something hopefully
- My money funny a joke to me
- A gay jab or housing suituation
- I'm mean then bullshit about how good you spit just filler shit
- Am I on to something?
- I read your raps you're fucking terrible
- I'm insulted to be honest and ima end this so I can battle Gilgamesh
- Someone I can be proud to spar with