DEFENDER'S RAP

• My flow, and my metaphors, are stacked
• Bitch I will run you over, and leave you flat
• Like a pepsi can, that I opened, two days back
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• For real, what is that?
• Does it even classify as rappin lines
• When you only be sayin three words at a time
• As you go about through your sentences?
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• Man you have no legitimate punches or setups at all
• And I hate the way you rap
• Never attackin the characta
• And always relyin on technical
• So no, I'm not actually scared of ya
• And I ain't lyin, I've perfect this flow
• While it's lookin like you got more than just a few miles left to go
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• And to the rest of ya'll.. me and him
• We do not compare .. so stop enabling
• Or I'm gonna have to fuckin drop this facial cream
• On top his face and yours and call it maybeline
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• For real .. do you really think you gonna be winning fam??
• You half my fuckin age !! all I see is a little itty bitty man
• Who's probably got his permit and still drivin mom's mini van
• And who's favorite thing is to act hard .. but not in bars
• But only when he's playin viddy game's
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• But fuck all this horse shit
• I'mma just use my last sixty seconds
• And go on a past history lesson
• To put it into perspective for ya'll
• Cause I'm no question appalled dude
• .. He's not even a nineties baby ..
• And that shit drive me crazy - for real
• He's only two years shy of, where I was
• Livin alone, and havin to hustle for food
• Bitch what the fuck you been through? shit
• You lookin mighty stupid with them hard bars to the face
• When I've actually seen that before in that horrible place
• Where you get fuckin jumped for your pack of marbs and your race
• Is the minority .. and yeah .. forgive me if your rhymes boring me
• But you haven't even reached the age of consent
• For me to be, even legally, fucking you on this page with a pen
• So please, just do all us adults a favor, and go play in your pen
• I'm putting you on time out for even motha fuckin tryin'a hang with the men