Battles Fratricide vs Glenn-Wreckless
RULES
Has to make no sense at all
Max of 62 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I made you eggs and bacon while we were in the white car doin miracle whips
- Next you wanted me to go back home and make you some pancakes and saratoga chips
- Now you randomly wanted an epidemiological doctor to help us
- Then I heard you say that you wanted to be like Icky Woods and get cold cuts
- I have been seein shit with out the use of hallucinogenic drugs
- Almost swallowed antibacterial drugs and almost gave a cactus a practice hug
- This carcinogenic attack almost gave me a disease and I almost died
- Now it missed me but it fuckin made me sneeze hard so I cried
- Shit wat the hell happened im more confused than a polar bear in Africa
- But somehow we found a nice polar bear and we arent in ice its Panama
- How the fuck did we end up here or how did I think of this shit to write
- But dam its goin downhill fast like Tony Hawk on a skate pipe
DEFENDER'S RAP
- i need a fucking Rihanna and a Rita Ora
- box of condoms and a fucking sauna
- Katy Perry to cum jump on ma hell ill even fuck Michelle Obama
- after drinking a liter bottle of vodka
- bring your mamma if you wanna and i don't want no drama
- just give me marijuana ill be your new papa i think its called karma
- your in 3rd grad learning bout commas
- me and your mums where on a promise
- regardless of her ridiculous pajamas
- its sham less i meant shameless
- how many drug have i took my head aches
- im a fucking super heavyweight when i get my dick out the earth quakes
- im just free-in on you fakes
- little snakes only slither at night when its late
- you dont wanna meet me face to face there wont be no taking no embrace
- leave you with blood all over your face leave no dna means no case