Battles Kobnut vs jetblackrlsh
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jetblackrlsh won this battle!
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Battle on February 17 2016
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Listen up
- I'm the god you should worship
- Unless you want to end in the emergency ward
- Now confess, your success is built on cheating and lying
- I'm tried of your fucking scheming ways
- I'm going to chase with my chainsaw
- Cut you up like a jigsaw
- Wire your jaw up
- Set fire to your property
- End this mockery
- I'm going to spread your hoe's legs apart
- Going to eat your fucking heart
- This making me so hard
- I'm going to feed your corpse to the shark
- Whilst you embark on the afterlife
- Make a wise decision, and runaway like a chicken
- Stay out of the kitchen stay unless you
- Want to be slay
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I'm dropping bars, like a game of Tetris,
- Now your jaw's locked, like you caught tetanus,
- Then it breaks like you bit a Blots, bet it hurts a lot, like a game of minesweeper,
- Stay out of my spot, or I'll explode like a roman candle, my beats are like the
- Truth, that you just can't handle, you kiss ass like Randall, I'm highly rated like
- Scandal, you can't touch me like MC hammer, I flow smooth, while you just
- Stammer, you get no pussy, I eat it like Alf, you know I wreck it like Ralph,
- Now you're trying to run away like Barry Allen, because everybody's laughing
- At you like, Jimmy Fallon, my rhymes assassinate you, like my name is Talon,
- Punch you out like Mike Tyson, your rhymes suck just like my Dyson,
- My beats are fly like Ang's bison, like Little Debbie I got No Brakes,
- Going 0 to 100, just like Drake, bitch You got me fucked up, like G-easy,
- I make a milli, like Weezy, the only way you're blowing up, is like the
- Challenger rocket, it comes so easily, I got pussy in my pocket, you got
- A pocket pussy, your girl's gushy, like a gusher, I got her going OMG like I'm
- Usher, she bouncing with me, like I'm bow wow, like Awreeoh, It's my turn now,
- I spit hot fire like dylan, my paper stacking like pylons, this soft nigga, can't understand
- A hard on, your girl's titties are flat like Stanley, I'm creative just like Stan Lee