Battles  RoslanSkeet vs Aspect

RULES

Insult me. I can handle it.

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Man to man, we both know I'm no match for ya.
  • I'll prove it with one hand by beating you to death with a spatula.
  • It's spectacular; my lyrics are causing blunt-force trauma.
  • I used them to kill both your parents, and your future foster mommas.
  • Proceed with caution; I'll drive around in odd disguises,
  • And aim all of my drive by's at holocaust survivors.
  • I got caught getting a blowjob from Miley Cyrus.
  • She bit down and my dick cracked one of her incisors.
  • I'm sick enough to steal your cat, tear out all his hair,
  • And dangle him by his tail while I feed him to a grizzly bear.
  • I'll break both of your legs and throw you down the stairs,
  • Then come back later and slash the tires on your wheelchair.
  • You must be fucking joking if you think you wanna battle.
  • I'll punch you in the throat and leave you choking on your Adam's apple.
  • So grab your lunch and bag it, cause I take my foes to school.
  • Best of luck, faggot. Shit, I'll even vote for you.

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • ill stab you in one eye and watch you cry out the other,
  • im ultra high you cant even qualify oh brother,
  • this is a joke right mileys a parasite like your mother,
  • and you should see it shes so fright cuz last night i crushed her,
  • you big riding fag fuck you and your swag bitch on the rag,
  • you got no room to brag makin me gag your a red flag,
  • you prob some white freak clamin you from the street like cheef keif,
  • your parents wanted to get rid of you with a gift receipt,
  • why should i even waste my breath im symbolizing death,
  • but i must confess the buttons you pressed was a big mess,
  • ill put a spear through your chest and have hutch do the rest,

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