Battles SammyShmurda vs Funkatron
RULES
90 second acapella battle
Max of 64 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I was ready to battle Polly thinking you'd get the silver like bacardi
- Then I saw your name and thought "damn, Meruems on his Steve Harvey"
- It may take time to wipe this mark out like cleaning sharpie
- Just know when I draw on him I'm not being artsy
- His bars like San Quentin, giving me maximum security
- Cause he's got the same relationship with winning as Maxim does with purity
- He ain't punching this battle, a fact that's clear to see
- But if he says he wasn't touched it's gotta be a reference to his virginity
- Plus he talk a lot about guns but this so called star's acting
- He say he got nines it's gotta be the shoes, Mars Blackmon
- When I reach back the right and smack him
- It'll change his pigment no Michael Jackson
- Let that nine bust til all Funk's singing stops
- And that was just to show I'm really the king of pop
- Imma fire it, let the burner sing
- He ain't a pilot but he's gonna earn his wings
- I got a silencer on it, the nine no hablo
- He'll be messy when he drop like The Life of Pablo
- If Funk takes shots and steps to a boss
- I gotta flashback like an episode of Lost
- That red'll spill like plagues foretold by preachers
- When I put that metal to his grill and give him Paul Wall features
- The chrome spark like I'm on a shooting spree
- Fed him so many shells, I hope he ain't gluten free
- Rubbing me the wrong way, you must have a death wish
- I'm no genie but I'll have no problem leaving him breathless
- These punches have him lost in orbit
- How can a dude with no balls take shots? He ain't Boston Corbett
- Don't front like you're way ahead of me
- I may have the lesser pedigree
- But I'll abuse him on a track or in the streets like ecstasy
- I bust magnums, unexpected pregnancy
- Son Funk, keeping him grounded is my specialty
- But he was involved in a classic, beat down
- By Wumbo, you really couldn't match his weak round?
- Imma take so many shots my technique renown
- It's like iCloud getting hacked when my techs (texts) leak out
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Now let's you and I get one thing straight,
- This was supposed to be my rematch, and wumbo you ain't,
- And when he ducked ME! he sealed your fate,
- To go toe to toe with a G.O.A.T. in the make,
- He x-filed, to separate from x-men,
- I don't mean marvel comics, I mean literally ten gents,
- Things get a lil racey, when you add a lil x,
- Make american history, curb stompin Sammy's neck,
- I couldn't help myself, x addict, had to take a peak,
- Imagine disbelief, molly whop the one mc, who's even whiter than me,
- A cracked out slim shady, with increased beef with d. Bailey,
- Like he takin balls to the face, from his john, Dailey,
- Your flow is flatter than the words u put on the page,
- And if you ever rode a beat, she'd prolly charge you with rape,
- You were so confident in this body, but I ain't the normal bitch you rip up,
- Your pen game is fucking sloppy, you cannot be jack the ripr,
- My pen's a fucking scalpel, your bodies perfect! Be a stripper,
- A gift from me to you, cuz that spit won't make you richer,
- I'll Pimp slap your momma for making you live in squalor,
- She coulda tried harder, or prolly just shoulda swollered,
- Then I'm coming after u, like that mother fucking comma,
- It's right up on ya, With a barrage of one line bombers,
- Fuck shmurda, this is slaughter, Like Godly honor obtained in the strip Gaza,
- A g had this (a jihad this) before this tournament, even started.