Battles Mukrat vs Snoozy
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- The best you bring to the plate
- is more plain than chopped lettuce
- Shouldn't be neglected
- that problem needs addressing
- Haircut day, barber don't wanna touch it
- without spf one hundred
- So hot headed you're steaming in rain
- Strange, since you ain't even a match
- Could say you're a vaper, no nicotine crave
- Yet still can't survive, hardly breathing in fast
- If given two more chances just outta humor
- We'll both be out of breath as I get last laugh
- I don't wanna win to much in this squabble
- Devolve to a pig, constant hunger for more
- At least you can starve to the size of a model
- Fashioning lyrics that give us a bore
- Watch and learn young pupil at how I lash out
- so fast it'll even have Sanic raise a brow
- never mind, his pair of eyes are glaring at the drowsy guy
- apparently it's regular to cherish better parodies
- Should of saved myself the time and gave this welp the center stage
- Let his behavior penalize himself until the penance paid
- Anyone whose still alive will beg he get the shepherd's cane
- The rest became a specter quiet like him, their drapes reintegrate
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I'm subliminally caged with my masterpiece
- I'm literally enraged as a master beast
- You purposely embraced the key to unleash
- These perfectly appraised Snoozy abilities
- I get hyped! Like my battles on Rappad
- You're not liked! Awwwwe Now isn't that sad?
- Wanna fight? Ill beat you down like im your step dad
- Which really might, be soon since my love makes your mom glad
- She loves it when I'm rubbing her back, kissin her neck
- I love it when she's rubbing my sack, licking my peck
- Err! Now I'm pissed at this little bitch on the left side he
- Couldn't manage to clean his bedroom when I asked politely
- So now you're grounded am I'm flying super high like I'm mounted
- On your 6 2" mother and I'm smoking loud shit getting clouded
- I get why you don't like me and want me in a guillotine
- You are simply a bitchy teen in need of some nicotine
- Thats why I always lose cigarettes when I come over
- You're depressed cause ever since I came, yo mom's never sober
- My semen's been squeezing drugs out of my system
- Into her bum, when I freaking give that ass a beating
- You'll be getting it too but it'll be with a wooden spoon
- If you don't clean your fucking room you stupid buffoon!
- It'll be a red moon when I'm through with the issue
- And then I will continue to lower your curfew.