Battles VLSpit vs
RULES
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Max of 24 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- You're ass is like Bill Cosby with a pack of Quaaludes
- But with them you just probably go after gay dudes
- Cause even drugged, nobody would even take you
- So you go after anyone, no care for age group
- So you dropped the P and now you're the next contender
- To be a raper and registered sex offender
- So recommend you fix your shit and get together
- Find your P too, and send an apology letter
- Make sure that you send them L's you just took
- In fact, skip past, put your L's in the hugest book
- You're the failed Little engine who just could
- But after this battle you should turn into a buddhist monk
- I'm the fucking perfectionist, the subject and you're the preterite
- To come back after this you'd have to be a revenant
- Your raps contain IQ of zombies, i ain't even pretending bitch
- I wipe you off with Brawn too, so you're basically irrelevant
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I'm gonna beat you VLSplit
- You think you're a good rapper but you ain't shit
- I'm like a fire and you're just getting lit
- Like a burger you're about to get bit
- Your rap just makes your mouth sore
- I'm gonna tear you up and create gore
- Whenever you rap nobody wants more
- When I'm finished with you you're history and folklore
- I'm comin' at you cause I know you can't take it
- When I see your ankle I'm gonna break it
- You try to survive the rap battle but you can't make it
- You're gonna be like a cake,bit
- I'm gonna come and take you down
- I'm sending you to Badrap Town
- Your rap act is like a circus clown
- You'll get thrown in prison and I'll get a crown