Battles TBoy vs Selfconstructive
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- All you mans think I'm a fake nigga,
- Your mums still thirsty gold digga,
- Don't get closer I might pull the trigger,
- All you fakes get no girls hitters.
- Nice and creamy I call her vannila,
- You say I'm a pussy, My dick's still bigger.
- Look like Susan Boyle with the figure.
- Still she can roast the black out of a nigga.
- Man you were born in a caravan boot,
- I'm like Lukaku you can't fucking shoot.
- Cruising down Burghley road paedos go toot.
- Think your a bad man cos you smoke zoots.
- Think you got rhymes like hat trick bars,
- Mans got an IQ like Patrick Star.
- Bars so hot, gave you a scar,
- Rhyming dictionary won't get you far.
- You ain't gonna jump into my scene,
- What do I call you wasteman seen,
- Rapeing you like Linda and Dean.
- Fatty all up in my space like seen.
- On the ball like ramires,
- Black, pacy, stamina, no nonsense.
- Way to slick this ain't no contest,
- Shame your bars ain't as big as my forehead.
- What do we call this wasteman Adopted,
- Thought you'd get fit but you obviously fucked it.
- Too bad they didn't put you up for abortion,
- Man's on a diet fish and chips no portion.
- Boy still thinks he's the number 1 rhymer,
- Just fucked you over hash tag liar.
- Can't touch me when I'm spit this fire,
- Just gave you anal I'm the supplier.
- Where's the bad roadman we've just lost him,
- Where's the best MC I just fucked him.
- You got a dick his mum's just sucked it.
- Weight watchers.com look he's on it.
- Man just said he's gay and proud,
- Only thing clapping, his pussy in the crowd.
- Walk off we can hear that pussy clap,
- Shaking down to Iceland with ya flab.
- Ain't talking about the country you flop,
- Look like your belts about to snap and pop.
- Curry, a goat he's off to the shop.
- Leaking like a pussy fuck it here's a mop.
- Try sparring but it always rebounds,
- What to expect, you weigh 300 pounds.
- Get any closer and I'll fist you to the ground,
- Who's this hard man yet to be found.
- Don't need to know you I don't care,
- Take up my space like that's not fair.
- Why you here your birth was a dare,
- Can't even stand up you need a chair.
- Ego as big as your bulging waist line,
- D and G got it you'll be fine.
- We ain't dead, but we're not breathing,
- So fat, all these mans are leaving.
- Listen, half your pictures are cropped,
- Have no boys you at anfields kop,
- Don't blame me blame jurgen klopp.
- You're mid table we're at the top.
- You got no friends, leave these ends,
- Weight still rising, it's on the mend,
- Can't spit I said you're bars are dead,
- Lay down let jimmy put u to bed.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- cellars closed and bodies decomposes
- no one notice the smell because these people frozen
- odor so compelled it will kill soon as you open it
- the door of a million yells and screams of the ones who's chosen
- no one can see the trail it's black and there driving over it
- they thought it was a tail of a dog it was a older chick
- you can feel the fear of hell soon as you sense the smell as your close to it
- having you choking in a posture that got you stumbling from the smokey stench
- don't you know that these pores is pouring deeper odors
- my mask is blacker then the faces of last week's opponents
- they want my dark driven determination and direction to keep my evil motives
- when ever I give my maximum killing spree I look back and see them stolen
- these creeps don't focus their blinded in their fate by evil traits
- I walk around with a black robe with dried bloody iron around my feeble waist
- call it karma pivot I follow the noise that I may see a trace
- welcome to the Land of Darkomania where you won't be able to see the day
- oh now your needing space there is no room so go and feel away
- while your trying to find away out I'm now wondering who I should kill today
- I can feel my pray they just a mile maybe a hill away
- but as I'm lurking slowly the chance of finding them is a squeal away
- Dark side Dark side of the forest
- I flourished with a sword so bright no one can ignore it
- I absorbed it the orb that burns evolution to orbit
- I made it out alive so grateful I'm finally out of the forest
- I was blinded with a sword in my hand I didn't know what was happening
- I heard screams and yells coming at me who ever touched me I attack all them
- I made it out the forest where sunlight swindled and wrapped me in
- I took off the black mask and saw a woman's arm I started gasping then
- oh no what did I do I finally pursued to know the truth
- I found a flash light when back in the forest notice I killed a few
- homeless guys a girl and who,.,. who is you
- Oh my gosh you alright I didn't knew that I wounded you
- let me get the first aid kit oh no I only got super glue
- I took a big leaf and spit on it put the super glue on you to sooth you dude
- but you is crude huge yelling at me saying I'm stupid too
- I put the black mask on your face took out my gun and shot you fool