Battles vs Funkatron
RULES
(90 second Acappella Tournament Battle)
Max of 64 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Funkatron is just another weak opponent
- I'm DJ Khaled turned psychopath bout to murder another one
- striking him in his gut just to see what he had for breakfast
- than hit him in all his chakras to grasp his spiritual essence
- than hit him in every pressure point
- punches come Neji Hyuga style
- fronting you bust nothing like a prepubescent child
- I'll reach through your mom's puss to the womb with you still in it
- rip your fetus out than tie up her tubes and noose you with it
- leave you hanging for a minute
- than when I get bored maybe I'll cut you down
- than afterwards force your momma to kick the baby Randy Orton style
- I'll blast a hole in Funk's back and take his body
- pack it up and ship him to Japan bloody
- dressed in all white with a pole just to lift the fag
- I'm turning white boy to a human Japanese flag
- what your raps have in common with Charlie Sheen and Magic Johnson
- AIDS from aiding Kylie Jenner in swallowing Tyga's johnson
- whilst Wumbo was boning you from behind
- that seems a living hell so pitiful
- not even Meek Mills could take a harder L
- I came to catch a body you prayed to make it classic
- verse murdered you in a minute I'm a sixty second assassin
- with thirty plus still remaining I'm feeling like this is overkill
- ugly as Uma Thurman after the church scene in Kill Bill
- from punch after punch after punch until he stops moving
- cause see man hates he supports the Feminist Movement
- but men are created equal and existence is made of matter
- no wonder you're animated you're existence had never mattered
- (Little bit of shit talk)
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Man I hate acapella cuz I started this way,
- But I gotta turn around just to slaughter this gay,
- And that's a FAG-T cuzin, cuz in his ass,
- He's holdin so many Trojans, like remounting an attack,
- And I'm sleep Worthy? now that's a laugh,
- These ain't your rubber sheets you grabbed, while u braggin a body bag,
- Keep em, sleep em, home you gonna need em,
- Cuz this a nightmare on elm, and I'm conducting dream theatre,
- This is Eddy scissor hands vs Kruger, who scarier?
- In that Freddy Gray area, between sleep and peace,
- You'll be comatose, catatonic, begin for sweet release,
- Cuz as long as u dreamin I'm insurmountable demon,
- My lyrics, rhymin, schemein, better till ur dead or I'm not breathin,
- "Knock him out the box funk!" I swear I'm really tryin,
- But he gotta fit inside it first and his heads too fucking giant,
- So its David v Goliath, we all know who got the stones,
- This is wanna be verse viscous, insidious prose,
- I'd like to say my rep precedes me, but its obvious it doesn't ,
- Cuz u ignored the genocide when you could clearly see the ovens
- Witch bake up and smell the dozens or rappers has beens and wasn'ts,
- That was executed in public, for less then you seemin suspect,
- I was playing Christian in the forums, sought higher powers of tongue and cheek,
- But u straight up ducked me then, cuz we know you fuckin weak,
- You stole the name of an angel, is it godliness you seek?
- Quit running ur mouth in the streets, look no further than me,
- Cuz I didn't mean you, Cam, or Mill, when I was spittin bout the meek.