Battles vs -ian-
RULES
60 Second Battle Verse
Max of 64 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- day or night ian. you gonna get clapped, son
- big gat, pitch black, gonna get stamped on
- see a six foot nigga,
- guarantee this fag runs
- Serious.
- See, the wigga split when the dark come
- Pathetic. I can't even look into this guy's eyes
- Just another fucker tryna kill it in the limelight.
- Funny cause we don't know a damn thing about this guy's life
- Sad because there's only falsehoods when the white lies
- I'll also take it slow because I'm dealing with a slow brain
- When the dots come, you know I got that dome aim
- I heard him for the first time
- Shit wasn't even shocking
- Hear a corresponding voice for the shit this G was talking.
- Dropping jaws, shock and awe, whenever Ian walks in.
- It's a miracle guys! It's a walking Steven Hawking!
- It's strange, he even sounds like him. He a droid so he rolling on the ground like him!
- Stand up for yourself. You can do it Steven Hawking!
- I'll go down to your level and let the metal do the talking.
- My delivery on skeet was weak. I stuttered and I shouted, yes.
- Spitting with a lisp, kinda stumbled, I was out of breath.
- But now the roles have reversed, came with bars that have you outting sweat
- the angles/ankle's gonna keep you outta bars like house arrest
- Your recordings are a flop, stick to them weak, whack writtens
- How does someone so shit have a feedback system?
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I get biblical with this kill like Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction spitting Old Testament vengeance
- Well I'm RUTHless when I close the book on SAMUEL to get to the KINGS who'll CHRONICLE my besting of legends
- I'm like Vlad the Impaler make you take pole position in a race to the bottom
- Man you got shafted, kid, leaving your guts trailing behind like you somehow forgot 'em
- Now Sam likes to play the race card, but I don't give a fuck about complexion, son, I just drop complex shuns 'n bury bodies
- I'm like a Mennonite puttin' men on ice - Jebediah Droid jarring Sam like hot confectionery Toddies
- Cuz bro who are you to us? I'm clueless, you're like a useless Uterus
- Unscrupulous is my amusement when I make sure this fetus is futureless
- See, I got bars that body; you just got Barr bodies.
- Your extra X is expressed like the wrong sex cuz your even DNA is shoddy.
- Now this pansy's whining, he's like panty-lining: Always takin' a piss but dry as fuck
- well I ain't pantomiming: I slit his throat and let him choke on the cords] that I just struck
- I'm killin' him like too much Lithium, I'm so charged up y'all will call this battery
- I got him scoped out with shots lined up, and he's pinned like he's in a shooting gallery
- I'll make his whole crack House of Cards fall, leaving him Spacey and penitent
- I will Rob 'Im Wright, Penn the attacks that set the new president/precedent
- This Sissy Fussin', always an uphill battle against the tricks I'm playing
- He's like a Sherpa toting my baggage and the heavy bars on Him Ahm Layin'
- you've sparse head lines like hair loss, take Rad X Rad Away cuz you seem lost against this FALLOUT
- I'll BUFFOUT your superficial lines cuz they're a FAR CRY like UBISOFT against my callout
- so PIP this, BOY, I leave you like a terrified epileptic in the cold - shook to a fault
- Cuz you ain't no SOLE SURVIVOR, looks like the Droid still operatin' long after this Samsung died in the VAULT.