DEFENDER'S RAP

• I'm evil like a witch, I would melt in the sink
• You're fecal like a shit, you would shrivel and shrink
• I'm lethal like a ditch, I'd make you fetal and twitch
• You're feeble like a bitch, you'd see a needle and cringe
• Now let's just imagine, for a couple of seconds
• You've got an expansion, we're a couple of legends
• Like they're covered in fringe, you're gifted with peasants
• I'll be like the grinch when I steal all your presents
• All your fans, neighbor tenants, and your grandparents
• All demand, greater segments with some damn clearance
• And I've jumped way further than you ever would
• Man, I've bumped way greater than you ever could
• I'll roll through your neighborhood, place of your childhood
• Just to make it understood, you flaming like firewood
• Then you'll never make it, a gay rap poet? Outrageous
• You won't ever say it, but you know it. Yo herpes' contagious.