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- You go slow, like a snail yo, leave a trail doe
- I make your mom go down low, on that pole,
- she really seems to love to revolve around that pole...
- to the floor she goes, i drip inside this hoe, here i go.
- "Slinky, holyshit! Put in your fists, pull on my tits!"
- Damn hoe... Watch her go... Wind her up like a yoyo,
- bounce on her like a pogo, this hoe can't cope though!
- The equipment i behold is plated with gold, i explode,
- she takes off, into space she goes, but i remained a hold
- of her tits... she's elastic, saggy tits spring back onto my dick.
- Oh well lookie here... I did challenge you...
- "submit response" allowed me to battle you.
- Stating the obvious for the audience,
- my cockiness... is it too obvious?
- Damn right my bitch is mysterious but you're oblivious
- cause she's fucking hideous! An amphibious like a walrus,
- she's like a tortoise, your pace yo, she raids florists,
- just being honest, also be aware she has a dick.