DEFENDER'S RAP

• Don't call this a battle, it's my serenade
• This chump used to go by dark renegade
• It blew up in his face like a hand grenade
• Quick, somebody get this man first aid
• He should be afraid, this game is my arcade
• Non religious, this is my crusade
• I will make you pay, bow and pray, infidel
• I got bars like a prison cell, flow sick I need benedryl
• I swear that I'm sent from hell, I'll kill you then wish you well
• & before the ref rings the bell, I'll toss you down a wishing well.