Battles Gumshoe vs LiveEvil
RULES
Rap from the perspective of a star wars character. 54 line max, verse and hook/chorus may the force be with you, nerd
Max of 54 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I got my sneaky steez I am the chancellor sheev
- I'm rancid taking chances so my enemies bend their knees
- The boy will turn and you'll kill the girl,
- my power will devour all known worlds
- I am the emperor, so if I've sent for her
- You'll bring your daughter's corpse using the force, my half-dead killer
- Annie went Darth and embraced the Dark
- and I replaced his little heart with an assembly of car parts
- Forever old, but strong as an oak
- Makin' evil ever mighty, lookin' good in my cloak
- I'll have skywalker on the ropes, no joke
- Him and his little friends are going up in smoke
- I am the emperor, chancellor sheev
- known only now to trick and deceive
- Amidala is dead no drama
- And this Lukey-boys father
- Wears /my/ armor
- I am the emperor,
- which I'm pretty sure I mentioned to ya
- I am the emperor,
- which I'm pretty sure I mentioned to ya
- Palpatine on the cover of the magazines
- That's my dream
- Palpatine on the cover of the magazines
- That's my dream
- Palpatine on the cover of the magazines
- (I am the emperor)
- That's my dream
- (Which I'm pretty sure I mentioned to ya)
- Palpatine on the cover of the magazines
- (I am the emperor)
- That's my dream
- (Which I'm pretty sure I mentioned to ya)
- Palpatine on the cover of the magazines
- (I am the emperor)
- That's my dream
- (Which I'm pretty sure I mentioned to ya)
- Palpatine on the cover of the magazines
- (I am the emperor)
- That's my dream
- (Which I'm pretty sure I mentioned to ya)
DEFENDER'S RAP
- All this time
- Ive been in this galaxy
- with this Leia girl and she...
- She all i got with this force in me
- Solo, he ate her booty like groceries tho
- She a stargate hoe
- but yo i dont know what to say
- except for this Vader, he is really gay
- but one fucking day
- he told me
- "I am your Father"
- and i was free
- yeet, his mask on fleek
- but before that i went to a palace
- it was Jabbas Trap House
- only shit was, HE ATE A FUCKING MOUSE
- then C3, yeah he said to me
- " oh master Luke, cant you see, R2D2 is being mean to me"
- oh, oh shit i was so freaked
- so i went to an island and went far away
- from this life i call good
- and have this Free Space
- episode seven will you see me,
- FIND OUT NEXT TIME
- on dragon ball Z