Battles TVRapper1 vs Fratricide
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I was walking down the busy streetwalk one day
- When I saw an old man stomping his feet in the hay
- I said, "Hey old mister what's wrong with you today?"
- He said, "I just can't get b*tches to get down with me and lay!"
- So I says to him, "No mister old dude, that stuff's wrong
- You're too old to be having s*x with pretty girls in thong
- If I were you, you should be having sexy time with granny"
- He looks to me, stern in the eye, and thought I was being funny
- Then without hesitation, I fu*kin' punched him in the shin
- "Never look me in the eye again!", I said to him
- So he ran away screaming and I think bleeding to death
- So I just kept walking down the street, with a deep breath
- And that was the story that happened to me yesterday
- Plenty of stuff happens outside when you come out to play
- So if I were you quit sitting on this computer-thing
- And punch a motherfu**ing old guy in the shin
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Fratricide
- I used to be good in rap game scorin like Antonio Brown
- now I cant win for shit guess im just the Cleveland Browns
- Once I was shoppin tryin to find some savins
- But all I could find was a guy beatin up a girl like a Raven
- Saw a guy holdin a sign that said everyone scream die king
- They all went to him and beat him with a stick in the street like a Viking
- I went up to ur girl and asked her if she wanted to play with my cock
- She swooped down and choked me by moving my balls like a try out for the seahawks
- Take her to Philadelphia to watch the steelers beat the eagles
- Fuck her up and make her bark loud like Mac Miller was a beagle
- Tried to drown her in lake makin a ocean cuz she is so salty
- Instead we went to the zoo to look at the rhinos then i guess we got horny
- I asked her if she heard the new track by Kendrick Llama
- Got into a sensitive fight with a black guy i called him Barack Odrama
- My fav part of a joke is the punchline like im Mayweather
- The only way I make money is by makin changes in the weather
- Ominous